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taobaoing:

RAINBOW MONDAY.

80cm ‘ice-cream’ coloured gradient lolita wig, mmm.

90.00元 

sheepyichigo:

bloomacncheez:

doctorattanowinchesterholmes:

jellybabiesandjammiedodgers:

apathbetweenthestars:

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brb drowning myself in the toilet

I once had a customer ask me how many pieces come in a six piece mozzarella stick. Then another ask me what kind of cheese comes in the mozzarella sticks.

I had a customer ask what came with the Chicken and Scallops meal, and when I started rattling off the fried rice and zucchini and onion etc., he asked “But does it come with chicken?”

I constantly have people asking me which is our biggest size personal pizza, the 10 inch or the 6 inch. also people that order a “medium iced tea” and get confused or angry when I tell them they fill the cup themselves with whatever they want. also had one older guy come in demanding we give him not only tax exempt but a military discount, when we have neither. also had customers go through the entire pizza making process then trying to buy the hot food with food stamp cards. oh, can’t forget the people that come in still thinking we’re Quiznos. oh yeah and the old lady that wanted an entree salad but with only 5 leaves of lettuce and refused to get a cheaper side salad because “the entree was the better deal.” and also the family that kept asking me how long/high to cook the pizzas at home and got mad when we said we cooked the pizzas for them. and constantly people asking us if we sell pasta. or ask us if we sell by the slice. aaah and the people that ask for ranch but then get pissy when we say it’s 33 cents for a huge as fuck packet. or the people calling our “all you can MEAT” pizza the “all you can eat meat”. and constantly asking “does angry red mean spicy red”.

"which sauce is the regular sauce?"

"the regular red, ma’am."

"no I want regular maranara."

"still the regular red ma’am."

this is what happens when you work in a new franchise that puts a whole new concept on personal pizzas. no one fucking understands what “subway but for pizza” means.

superhighschoolleveluguu:

cutbu:

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#I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO BE INSPIRATIONAL

the-time-goddess-of-221b:

smoochlock:

so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and

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i’m fucking crying 

it says ‘no.’

it literally says NO.

oh my god

Surnames Master Post.

the-mocking-jay:

cats are assholes and such odd creatures of nature

isaia:

equalistmako:

equalistmako:

NOOO THE CUTE BABY KITTY THING IS HURT

THIS MOTHERFUCKER SHOULD’VE STAYED HURT

The True Madoka Experience 

isaia:

equalistmako:

equalistmako:

NOOO THE CUTE BABY KITTY THING IS HURT

THIS MOTHERFUCKER SHOULD’VE STAYED HURT

The True Madoka Experience 

leagueofvictory:

Hey we should facecheck that brush

mystsaphyr:

miriamv3:

now we need avril lavigne and iroha in concert together to sing Hello Kitty

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[PAINED SCREECHING]

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